Russian Secret Service didn't see what is coming...

 The repeated threat of attack from Ukraine against Russia wasn't supposed to happen without Russia first attacking the Ukraine.
Now everyday media are repeating we need to prepare for a war with Russia in Europe. 

From 5-7 years perspective it get down to 3yrs.

They even know the direction of attack. East wing of NATO (surprisingly). It would be amazing circus trick if Russia can attack from the West... 

So western propaganda is preparing people slowly, but constantly for a war. 

WE DON'T WANT A WAR ON OLD CONTINENT! But we will fight if we must and we will protect our homes... But we are not getting thrown into war in other countries. 

And the best thing that might happen would be if Russians get here. 

Again. But this time the scenario will be different than 50yrs ago. This time they will be dying on every corner, they will need to fight for every house, for every meter of the road. The maps will be changed. Glonas will be taken down. The kids will be attacking high ranks. The womans will be killing together with their men. The taken areas will be retaken in first opportunity by local groups. We were trained as lone wolfs. And we are stronger in a groups.

We are ready. Come! Just come! To see what bitternes you Russians seeded. Come to harvest that shit. And never return from hell. 

Russians will shit their panties if they get here. They never saw what a medieval barbarians did with their enemies. Their friends will hang from lamps and trees with their insides around neck, with nails being pulled out first, they fingers and bones broken first, than slowly cut open with a not sharp blade to cause maximum pain. And only than dying slowly hanged on the lamp. 

The dead enemies will start to stand up from dead and kill their ranks. We will use a zombies to seed death among their ranks. Imagine... 

We will use traps as in Vietnam war to spread not only fear among the enemy soldiers. Special gay AIDS force will be used to kill future generations of enemies. Thinking also in long term, right?

Russians say we are NAZIs. We are much worse though. Because we can do the same things automated. And even better. And faster. 

Just come! We are waiting for you. 

Did you know that dogs might be used as a self-propelled explosive? In some game I saw a chicken  exploding after shooting. Imagine after pressing a button... Everything around will be killing them. They would not know who to believe and where to hide. 

If they dug underground - the ants and beatles will start exploding as well. Or at least bite with toxic disease that would cause pain and destruction among their ranks with a short period of die-time to not spread among ourselves. 

Come! We are waiting for you!

All bridges will be destroyed. The water tanks will be destroyed strategically to block the way and to kill. Even if collateral damage will be caused. You should run away when you could. When enemy is coming - take your kids and run away if you don't want to fight. 

Brace yourself if you want to stay protect your motherland. Kill enemy on sight. Don't let them catch you. Don't fight big groups. They are like nazis - strong in big group, but weak in 2 or 3. Let them disappear. Send your cat or dog loaded with explosives to large group. Use coins and nails to cause maximum damage. 

Stay gray man. Don't put uniform. Fight as a civil. Just let them enter, than close way back and let them die... Give false gold loaded with explosives. Load a cars around with barells full of benzin, attach remote I/O control and detonate if armored vehicles are passing by. Again use coins and nails to cause maximum damage. 

Use eggs against tanks and robot cameras. They can't see through. And cannot clean. Inject benzin into eggs. Throw eggs on soldiers. Than blow them up when they are close by spitting fire or using a spray. 

They need to fear every shadow, every move and they need to die by hand of everyone. 

Collaborators are not accepted. They will be transferred to enemy immediately. In our uniforms with white flags. And hidden letter which decoded will confirm their conspiracy against the enemy. They will suffer with their own weapons. Don't be afraid of them. Give false information to different people and see if leaking somewhere. Than prepare a trap for themselves. 

Killed enemies to be cut in pieces, heads to be pierced on cools. The rest of the body to be seaten on the cool so it sticks out the mouth. 

Don't forget to trap everything. Take their tags. Tattoo the dead enemies with hated symbols by enemies on the forehead and cheeks. Blow their mouth by exploding benzin inside when alive. 

 Fuck the geneva conventions. We are not soldiers. We are in a war against enemy on our land! We are just protecting our motherland. Therefore we cannot make a war crimes. If part of official army - than just tattoo them and take all their insignias, so they cannot be identified. Send our soldiers back clothed as enemy injured soldiers. Let them attack from the inside. Let them cause a panic among enemy ranks. Let them change the orders to send them to a deadly trap. 

Prepare traps behind every doorstep. Every canal has to be trapped as well. Canals has to be used as a way of transport in the city. Protect important ways also in the canals, so enemy cannot get into your back through it. Use coins with the explosives to cause maximum damage. 

Set a dead or injured enemy soldier on the side of the road. Let him get a trust from enemy soldier. Kill them all! Always attack the highest rank first if possible. Than use their uniforms to get another fucking group of stupid russians. 

When they will fear even their moms - start to play dead metal music from all possible sources. Change to tekno after a while. Back and forth. Use the lamps as stroboscopes. So the enemy cannot see and can't hold balance. Use stroboscopes in the houses by turning electricity on and off. It will drive enemy crazy. Attack after trap started. Kill and run. Use holes in the walls to come from back. Use false pictures of soldiers to pretend you are somewhere, when you are completely somewhere else.

Use fake cannons. Use fake tanks. Use any means necessary to drive enemy away. Even if we loose our european humanity and return to dark medieval times. Use all your knowledge to make their time here very hard. 

They will wish they would stay at home. Because there is no place like home...

And we will protect our homes by any means necessary. Even with a price of our own death...